JAZ: I’m tellin’ mom you didn’t hand-in your test. You’ll get zero.
JIMMY: Zero is great.
JAZ: Zero means you didn’t learn anything!
JIMMY: Nope, not true. Zero means I learnt not to do tests.
JAZ: Wrong.
JIMMY: Yeah, wrong numbers. That’s what Mr. Pence said. Less tests means less people sick.
JAZ: Uh, no, Jimmy. Tests show if you’re doing OK or need help.
JIMMY: I’m doing great!
JAZ: Well, just supposin’… last week ten new people tested positive for coronavirus, but this week no tests are done. Has the virus gone away?
JIMMY: If no positive tests, it’s gone.
JAZ (gasps): But next week I tell them to restart tests, and fifty people test positive!?
JIMMY: Then you just brought back the virus, you nutter! Who needs testing!
JAZ: Moron.
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