JAZ: Roll the dice, Jimmy. It’s your go.
JIMMY: I rolled three. Community Chest.
JAZ: What does the card say?
JIMMY: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go.
JAZ: Ha. You’re a crook.
JIMMY: Nope. I’m getting out of jail free.
JAZ: You don’t have the card.
JIMMY: I don’t need one. I own property and the President just commuted my sentence.
JAZ: I’m not playing anymore. You’re cheating.
JIMMY: The facts and circumstances were egregious.
JAZ: Ugh!
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