Jaz n’ Jimmy - Get Out of Jail Free

JAZ: Roll the dice, Jimmy. It’s your go.

JIMMY: I rolled three. Community Chest.

JAZ: What does the card say?

JIMMY: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go.

JAZ: Ha. You’re a crook.

JIMMY: Nope. I’m getting out of jail free.

JAZ: You don’t have the card.

JIMMY: I don’t need one. I own property and the President just commuted my sentence.

JAZ: I’m not playing anymore. You’re cheating.

JIMMY: The facts and circumstances were egregious.

JAZ: Ugh!